The River of Red
March 30, 2006 by lorddeathchin
it was 9.00 am, i just woke up from my slumber… and lumbered to the nearby grocery store to buy my daily bread (okay, weekend bread then). i reached home in less than 5 minutes (the store is just 2 mins walk) and took out the toaster and toasted me bread for my breakfast. no one was home, an eerie silent, empty. halfway through my bread, i realized that i was about to run out of marjerin. when i have toasted bread, i always have it with marjerin. so i walked over and opened the door. i saw this round tupperware lying around tupperware and opened it… well, it was nothing so i was about to put it aside when i have to struggle.
i kept pushing, pushing and pushing. but it wouldnt go, and all of the sudden, i felt my hand slipped and there was a bloody aftermath. RED EVERYWHERE. RED ON WALL, RED ON THE FLOOR…ITS EVERYWHERE! i stared at the room in horror… what should i do?!!!! it has gotten into fabrics…how the hell am i gonna clean?! but i must clean it! i cant leave it like that…i’ll use a mop..no, the red will stain it. a cloth, there must a cloth in this damned room. i’ll have to move the body first or not it will be oozing more and the cleaning can never end. after shoving it away, i have to painstakingly wipe every single thing that has be spattered red. the more i clean, the more cleaning i see i have to do. it just went everywhere!! i was driving me nuts. i poured the cleaning water and the tiles of the bathroom was stained red… it reminded me of how murder scenes looked like when they clean themselves off…no, im not a murderer… i am not!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT GOD DAMNED IT!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND THAT WAS IT!!! i turned away from the pool of red water and repeatedly wiped that room.
after an hour of cleaning, i finally finished cleaning the mess and smell horribly of garlic. for you see, the tub i thought was marjerin ended up was crushed chilli she (me landlady) kept for future use. and as i tried to put the cover back, it doesnt seem to close properly and i pushed a few times when the container broke and fell to the floor…sending red coloured chilli in all directions. it looked horribly like blood spatters when u bludgeoned someone to death! ahhaahhah. i was so much like an CSI scene…thats what made the scene a little eerie…because the red looked so much like blood. and the chilli got to everywhere..i spent so much time trying to clean off everything..but after i checked here and there…still got some spots left. hahahaha.
well, that was the event for today~
